My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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