The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying