Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day