she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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