ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just blew my weed a kiss
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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