we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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