I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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