you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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