Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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