I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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