Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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two words...techno handjob
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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