some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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