I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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