dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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