I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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