I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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