ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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