Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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