Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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