No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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