I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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