ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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