i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He felt like a one man threesome
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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