Me too!
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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