we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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