Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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