That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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