Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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