You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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