I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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