you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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