32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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