How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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