what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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