i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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