don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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