she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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