Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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