is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We need to get me chipped asap
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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