Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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