He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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