i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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