I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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