After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize