So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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