She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Is Oprah even human
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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