I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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