I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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