Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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