I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.