What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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