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Wat do u mean how?
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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