Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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