Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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