North Korea, Best Korea!
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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