In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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