i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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