He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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